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Weird
State Laws
Alaska:
--No person may look at a moose from an airplane
--Adultery may not be grounds for divorce if the action hasn't
commenced within two years of the discovery of the act by the
other spouse
--A marriage can be considered void if there is failure to
consummate
the marriage at the time of the marriage and still hasn't been
consummated
when filing for divorce
--An ordinary citizen can be designated as a marriage
commissioner
by simply petitioning the court
--Huskies are not allowed inside school buildings
--No child is to build a snowman taller than himself on school
property
--Fairbanks: Moose may not have sex on the sidewalks
--Fairbanks: it's against the law to park your horse on city
streets. It is
O.K. to park your dog sled.
Arkansas:
--A man may beat his wife, but no more than once a month
--A teacher who wears her hair in a bob will not get a raise
--No one may mispronounce the name "Arkansas"
--Little Rock: The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the
Main
Street bridge
California:
-Women may not operate a motor vehicle while dressed in a robe
-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a
tavern,
school, or place of worship
-Baldwin Park: It is illeagle to ride a bicycle in a swimming
pool
-Glendale: Horror Films may only be shown on Monday, Tuesday or
Wednesday
-LA: No persons shall hunt moths under street lights
-Santa Ana: No two people may congregate on a sidewalk for a
conversation
-Ventura County: Dogs and cats may not have sex without a permit
Florida:
-It
is illegal for single, divorced or widowed women to parachute on
Sunday
afternoons
-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer
-No one may have sexual relations with a porcupine
-Key West: Turtle races are prohibited
-Miami: It is illegal to imitate animals
-Miami: Men may not be seen in any type of strapless gown
-Tampa Bay: Rats may not leave the ships docked at the bay
Illinois:
-One
may not speak English. The state language is
"American"
-Bathing is prohibited during the winter
-Chicago: One may not take a French Poodle to the Opera
-Joliet: One may not mispronounce the name "Joliet"
-Kirkland: Bees may not fly over the city or through its streets
-Oblong: A couple may not have sex while fishing or hunting on
their
wedding day
-Sidney: Any drunken male caught in the presence of a harlots
shall
be jailed
-Zion: No one may teach pets to smoke cigars
Louisiana:
-Biting
someone with one's natural teeth is considered assault, whereas
biting someone with false teeth is aggravated assault
-A dog is entitled to his first bite of a person
-No one may gargle in public
-Catching lizards at night is prohibited
-Couples shopping for a new bed may not "put it to the
ultimate test"
while shopping
-It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a
water pistol
-No one may wear an alligator costume
New
Jersey:
-No
one may buy ice cream after 6 pm unless they have written
permission
from a doctor
-No horse racing is allowed on the turn pike
-Liberty Corner: Any couple making out in a vehicle and
accidentally
sounding the horn during the lustful act may be taken to jail.
-Manville: It is illegal to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to
animals at
the local zoo
Source:
Various State Statutes
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