Viagra Product Line

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer, the manufacturer, is bringing forth a whole
line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's
society... 

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury, and
Presidential Strength versions. 

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. 

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. 

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. 

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for
only two days. Still to be determined: whether the drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit. 

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents. 

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men
want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
members. 

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test
group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

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Benefits of having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.."