-
Better
save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
-
Someone
call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
-
"Accept
this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
-
Bo!
Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
-
Wait
a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
-
Hand
me that....uh....that uh....thingie.
-
Oh
no! I just lost my Rolex.
-
Oops!
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this
stuff before?
-
Darn,
there go the lights again...
-
"Ya
know, there's big money in kidneys.
Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
-
Everybody
stand back! I lost my contact lens!
-
Could
you stop that thing from beating?
It's throwing my concentration
off...
-
What's
this doing here?
-
I
hate it when they're missing
stuff in here...
-
That's
cool! Now can you make his leg
twitch?!
-
I
wish I hadn't forgotten my
glasses.
-
Well
folks, this will be an
experiment for us all.
-
Sterile,
shcmerile. The floor's
clean, right?
-
What
do you mean he wasn't
in for a sex
change...!
-
Anyone
see where I left
that scalpel?
-
OK,
now take a picture
from this angle.
This is truly a
freak of nature.
-
This
patient has
already had some
kids, am I
correct?
-
Nurse,
did this
patient sign
the organ
donation card?
-
Don't
worry. I
think it is
sharp
enough.
-
What
do you
mean
"You
want a
divorce"!
-
She's
gonna
blow!
Everybody
take
cover!
-
FIRE!
FIRE!
Everyone
get
out
now!
-
Rats!
Page
47
of
the
manual
is
missing!
-
Hand
me
that...
uh...
that
uh...
thingie
-
Sterile,
shmerle.
The
floor's
clean,
right?
-
Isn't
this
the
one
with
the
really
lousy
insurance?
-
And
now
we
remove
the
subject's
brain
and
place
it
in
the
body
of
the
ape.
NURSING HUMOR
