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Spaghetti
A
doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know,
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy
and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she
asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write
"spaghetti"
on the back." "I'll take care of expenses."
" Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money
and flew to Italy. Six months went by and
then one day the doctor's wife called him at
the office and explained "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I
don't understand what it means"
The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I
will explain it to you".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard,
fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed
him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the
wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac
arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read :
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
Author Unknown
The
Drunk And The Ghost
A
modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his system upset. Upon making several
false-alarm
trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and
stayed
put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of
mind, he
jumped up, gathered up the sheets, and threw them out the
hospital
window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed
on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which
left
the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk
stood there
staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the
whole
incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all
about?" Still
staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the
sh#t out of a
ghost!"
Author Unknown
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