A
fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist
asked him what he had. He said, "shingles." So she
took down
his name,
address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what
he had. He said, "shingles." So she took down his
height, weight,
and complete medical history, then told him to wait in the
examining
room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He
said "shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood
pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all of his clothes
and wait
for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He
said,
"shingles." The doctor said, "Where?" He
said, "outside in the truck.
Where do you want them?".
Author Unknown
Weird
Math....
There
were three mental patients lined up in a row.
A doctor asked the first one "What's three times
three?"
The first patient replied, "One-hundred and six."
The doctor asked the second patient, "What's three times
three?"
The patient replied, "Purple."
The doctor asked the third patient, "What's three times
three?"
The patient replied, "Nine."
"Wow!" said the doctor, "How did you come to that
answer?"
"Simple," the patient replied, "I just subtracted
purple from
one-hundred and six.
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