The Cat Scan

A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving.
She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in.
After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.

"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family
pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"

The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we
can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large
cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked
over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked
back to the cage.

"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."

Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman
sighed, "How much do I own you?"

"That will be $330." the vet replied.

"I don't believe it!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost
$330????"

"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

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Doesn't Look Good

Making rounds in the ICU, I prepared to check on my partner's patient. The nurse whispered a warning. "He's the guy who owns
the big Lexus dealership. And the lady in there isn't his daughter, it's his wife."

The patient seemed a bit confused. His color wasn't very good. The lungs were starting to fill up, and his blood pressure had been
drifting downward. I asked his wife to step outside the room.

I decided to get right to the point. "I have to tell you, I don't like how your husband looks," I said.

"Well, neither did I. But he's rich, and he's really good with the children."

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