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Round Trip
A doctor told a patient with insomnia, "Take one of these pills. You'll not only sleep tonight but you'll take a trip. You'll wake up in Paris."
The next morning the patient called the doctor, "Doc, I slept. But no trip. I'm right here at home!"
"What color pill did you take?" asked the doctor.
"Green," said the man
"Oh!" said the doctor, "I made a mistake. I gave you the round-trip pill!"
Author Unknown
PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST
A Psychotherapist, just starting out in private practice, was having such
success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper sign advertising his practice. So he told a kid to paint the sign for him and put
it above his office entrance.
Instead of his practice building up, it began to slack off!
He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his office after reading
the sign, so he decided to check it out himself.
Then he began to understand why!
The boy found a small wooden board so he had to split the word in 3 places.
The sign read: PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST!
Author Unknown
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