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The
Pee Night Light
A
90 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor
said,
"Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've
seen."
The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living.
Why I know I
live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life
the Lord wouldn't
turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the
middle of
the night."
The doctor was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the
night to
go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for
you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go
to the bathroom, the
Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old
man's wife
came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what
her husband
said. "I just want you to know," the doctor said,
"your husband's in fine
physical shape but I'm concerned about his mental condition He
told me
that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord
turns
the light on for him."
"He what?" she cried.
"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom,
the Lord
turns the light on for him."
"Aha!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been
peeing in the refrigerator!"
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