A
middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another
40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live,"
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone
come in
and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to
live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said
I had another 41
years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"
God replied, "Sorry about that, I just didn't recognize
you!!!"
Author Unknown
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Jewish
Surgeon
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting
surgery and he
insisted that his son, a famous surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was
about to be given anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, do your best and just remember, if it
doesn't go well, if
something happens to me...your mother is going to come and live
with you
and your wife!"
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