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Golfing Emergency

The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said.

The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.

His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I'm may be dying and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he come and help."

"The second hole?!? When the hell is he coming???"

"Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, practice stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."

Author Unknown


The Circumcision

A handsome young man went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.

The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room at short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know !" grinned the patient. "But the Nurses formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required thirty-seven stitches!"

Author Unknown

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