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Golfing
Emergency
The
husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she
said.
The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A
little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on
the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I'm
may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who
said he come and help."
"The second hole?!? When the hell is he coming???"
"Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him
play through."
Author Unknown
The
Circumcision
A
handsome young man went into the hospital for some minor surgery
and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how
the guy was doing.
The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the
room at short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his
pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the
attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to
me."
"I know !" grinned the patient. "But the Nurses
formed a little fan club when they all heard that my
circumcision required thirty-seven stitches!"
Author Unknown
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