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Does
Childbirth Hurt?
A
woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This
is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies,
"Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will
childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman
and
pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe
pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
Author Unknown
Doctors
Strike!
Doctors
at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors'
demands are as soon as they can get a nurse over there to read
the picket signs.
Author Unknown
FEATURED SCHOOLS
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NURSING HUMOR
