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Nurses Go To Heaven
Three
nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn
with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.
The
first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried
our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I
think
I deserve to go to heaven."
St.
Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The
second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a
very
high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the
patients
are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very
hard."
St.
Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The
third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."
St.
Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts
punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the
nurse's
file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says,
"Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for
five days!"
Author Unknown
EMT
Response Times
Three
paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective
ambulance team’s response times. “Since we installed our new
satellite navigation system,” bragged one, “we’ve cut our
emergency response
time by ten percent.”
“Not bad,” the second paramedic commented. “But by using a
computer
model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20
percent.”
“That’s nothing said the third paramedic. “Since our
ambulance driver
passed the bar exam, we’ve cut our emergency response time in
half!”
Author Unknown
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