The Gynecologist

After 23 years of practice, a gynecologist decided that he didn't want anymore to do with his profession. The stress and financial problems, etc. So he quit and decided to take a course in car mechanics.

It had always been his dream to tinker with cars. What better thing than to make a hobby out of it? So he enrolled in the local high school that offered a mechanic's course and began his study. At the end of the course he had to write the exam. He was a little apprehensive wondering if he was too old to grasp the mechanical concept.

Anyway, he wrote the test and a few days later the professor handed back the marked tests. When he received his paper he noticed that he had received a mark of 150%.

He went to the teacher and said, "Why did you give me 150%?"

The teacher said, "You have the highest mark ever. First I gave you 50% for disassembling the engine correctly and 50% for reassembling the engine correctly and then another 50% for doing it all through the muffler.



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Mental Deficiency

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."