A
group of doctors go duck hunting for the first time.
The family practitioner looks thru the site, aims, & says,
"Well.
I think there is something out there, but I better get another
opinion."
The internist takes the rifle, looks, & says, "I see
something
that is flying, but I'm not sure what it is. I better make a
referral."
The neurologist takes the rifle, looks, & says, "Hmmmm,
It
may be ducks, but to be sure, I better get some tests."
The psychiatrist then looks thru the rifle & says, "Vell,
zay look
like ducks, zay act like ducks, but I don't know if zay zink zay
are ducks. I zink I better get a consult."
The surgeon picks up the rifle, points & fires all over the
sky.
"Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam!"
All sorts of things fall from the sky & land at his feet.
The
surgeon points to them & says to the pathologist, "Make
sure
they're ducks!"
The
Best Surgical Patients Are......
Five
surgeons are arguing about who are the best surgical patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like accountants.
You open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second says, "Yeah, but electricians are even better!
Their connecting parts are all color coded."
The third surgeon adds, "That's fine, but I prefer
librarians.
Everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon opines, "You know, I've always liked
construction
workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end,
and when the job takes longer than expected."
But the fifth surgeon just shook his head. "Give me a
politician anytime.
No guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and butt are
interchangeable!"
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