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You're
Going To Die...
The
doctor called Mrs. Cooney over and gave her the news. "I'm
afraid your husband has a very serious illness. In fact, it
might be fatal.
There are two things you have to do to save his life. First,
you'll have
to fix him three home-cooked meals a day for the rest of his
life. And
second, you'll have to make love to him every day without
fail."
"I'll break the news to him myself," she said.
Stepping across the waiting room to her husband Mrs. Cooney
announced, "Guess what, Cooney. You're gonna die!!"
Author Unknown
Professional
Discount
At
the end of a consultation the patient says to the doctor:
Doctor is the consultation going to be very expensive?"
" $500.00", replies the doctor.
"But doctor", exclaimed the patient, "don't you
give professional
discounts to colleagues?
" "Oh, are you a doctor?", asked the doctor.
"No", exclaimed the patient, "But I'm also a
thief!"
Author Unknown
Just
A Slight Adjustment
The
patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said,
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to
insult
you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that
I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor
emotionally, and then
added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd
like to make
a little change..."
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