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Doctor's
Charting
A collection of documentation statements actually found on
patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.
These statements were written by various health care
professionals including (we are afraid) a doctor or two at
several major hospitals.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and
handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The skin was moist and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her
life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady
pregnant.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his
airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for
physical therapy.
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet
turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a
week.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the
way to Los Angeles.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and
accommodation.
She is numb from her toes down.
Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the
right foot.
While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated
and sent home.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he
took a job as a stockbroker instead.
The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent
headaches.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed
with his family in no distress.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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