Alzheimer's or Aids

Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's surgery to collect his wife's
test results.

Receptionist: I'm sorry Sir but there has been a bit of a mix up
and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your
wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. smith went as
well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife.

Mr. Smith : So what is the problem?

Receptionist: Well the news is either bad or terrible.

Mr. Smith: What do you mean?

Receptionist: Well one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's
Disease and the other for AIDS and we cannot tell which is your wife.

Mr. Smith: that's terrible, what am I supposed to do now?

Receptionist: All the doctor can recommend is that you drop her off
in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed
with her.


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More Water!

One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn't been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came
back with three different bottles of pills.

The doctor said, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."

Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, "Jeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?"

The doctor replied, "You're not drinking enough water."

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